You're having a perfectly decent conversation with a Japanese woman on a night out, and then he appears. The Japanese cockblock is real, it is systematic, and it deserves a proper autopsy.
The after-work drinking party in Japan is technically voluntary and functionally a hostage situation. It is Tuesday night, it is nearly eleven, and nobody is moving because the section chief still has beer in his glass.
Japanese ambulance response times are the stuff of bureaucratic legend — and not in a good way. When the emergency services drive slower than the average granny on a mamachari, you start to wonder who exactly is in a hurry here.
Ten years of living here and I've made my peace with a lot. The queuing theatre. The plastic bags. The fax machines. But the indicator — the humble, legally mandated, two-second flick of the wrist — apparently remains optional.
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