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Filed 26 July 2026

A foreign man in a small Japanese bar reluctantly holds up his phone as a stranger presents a LINE QR code across the counter.

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DO YOU HAVE LINE? YES, AND YOU'RE NOT HAVING IT

Thirteen years of collecting LINE accounts from strangers who never message again. A field report on the great tatemae friendship performance, and why I've finally stopped pretending.

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A foreign man stands at a Japanese convenience store counter with a blank expression while a cashier smiles and gestures approvingly at him.

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GETTING COMPLIMENTED FOR SAYING HELLO

The nihongo jouzu compliment lands the second any foreigner produces a single Japanese sound. Here is what thirteen years of being told your Japanese is very good after saying 'konnichiwa' actually does to a person.

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A crowded Tokyo bar at night, a Japanese man talking to a woman at a table while an empty stool with a beer glass sits nearby.

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THE JAPANESE COCKBLOCK: A FIELD GUIDE TO NIGHTLIFE SABOTAGE

You're having a perfectly decent conversation with a Japanese woman on a night out, and then he appears. The Japanese cockblock is real, it is systematic, and it deserves a proper autopsy.

30 May 20264322

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THE INDICATOR: JAPAN'S MOST DECORATIVE UNUSED FEATURE

Ten years of living here and I've made my peace with a lot. The queuing theatre. The plastic bags. The fax machines. But the indicator — the humble, legally mandated, two-second flick of the wrist — apparently remains optional.

29 May 20261510

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A foreign man holds up three fingers at a Family Mart hot food counter while a surprised staff member holds tongs over a case of fried chicken.

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MITSU!? THE KONBINI CHICKEN COUNTING CRISIS OF 2026

Ordering hot food at a Japanese convenience store should be simple. But dare to ask for three pieces of fried chicken and watch the entire konbini counter reboot into existential shock.

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A foreign man sits at a Tokyo ramen counter at night, staring at his phone with a bowl of ramen in front of him.

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FIVE STARS OF PRAISE, TWO STARS OF SPITE: THE JAPANESE REVIEW

Japanese online reviews are a masterclass in tatemae: glowing paragraphs of praise attached to a savage 2/5 rating. Welcome to the most passive-aggressive scoring system on Earth.

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THE UMBRELLA REFERENDUM: JAPAN'S NATIONAL WEATHER PANIC

Umbrella etiquette in Japan is a nationwide referendum on the weather, held hourly, in which half the country votes for rain that isn't happening. A field guide to the great Tokyo umbrella panic.

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A foreign English teacher sits in a small conversation school booth with a worksheet, a football scoreboard showing Japan losing on a TV behind him.

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GLORY SUPPORTERS: THE TEAM THAT ONLY EXISTS WHEN IT WINS

Japanese football fan culture has a fascinating quirk: the national team only exists when it wins. Lose, and the entire tournament is quietly erased from history. A field report on selective national pride.

2 July 2026200

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